A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands.
Dear Mom:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Three yrs old crying over Justin Bieber
Hi again blog! It's the third day of UN but hell yeah I'm blogging -_-. Tomorrow's gonna be the last day of UN, anddddd vina's birthday, OH ANDDD APRIL MOP! Haha
Tadi abis youtube-ing dan nemu ini. [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI ] Anak 3 tahun nangisin Justin Bieber!!! HAHAHAHA pertama kali nonton ini ngakakkkk nya pol, sofl bgt...sitting on floor laughing. HAAA :p
Maaf ya code nya ga bisa di copy jadi link nya aja. You should watch, and laugh! Bayangin aja, 3 tahun udah nangisin cowo wakakaka! Oh iya trs nonton sampe abis ya! Akhirnya bakal ada yg bikin ngakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak bgt :p enjoi!
Tapi abis itu gue nemu ini...
Video Cody si anak 3 tahun ini dapet banyak viewers dan akhirnya Cody & her family diketemuin sama Justin Bieber! Happy ending ya :')
Oh and...masa enak bgt deh kakaknya ceritanya ulang tahun gt beberapa hari yg lalu, trs dia bilang ke Bieber trs dinyanyiin Happy Birthday --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chryI2CE9ZM wow it'll be the best birthday ever if that's me -_-
OK that's for now, wish me luck for UN! Goodnight.
Tadi abis youtube-ing dan nemu ini. [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI ] Anak 3 tahun nangisin Justin Bieber!!! HAHAHAHA pertama kali nonton ini ngakakkkk nya pol, sofl bgt...sitting on floor laughing. HAAA :p
Maaf ya code nya ga bisa di copy jadi link nya aja. You should watch, and laugh! Bayangin aja, 3 tahun udah nangisin cowo wakakaka! Oh iya trs nonton sampe abis ya! Akhirnya bakal ada yg bikin ngakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak bgt :p enjoi!
Tapi abis itu gue nemu ini...
Video Cody si anak 3 tahun ini dapet banyak viewers dan akhirnya Cody & her family diketemuin sama Justin Bieber! Happy ending ya :')
Oh and...masa enak bgt deh kakaknya ceritanya ulang tahun gt beberapa hari yg lalu, trs dia bilang ke Bieber trs dinyanyiin Happy Birthday --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chryI2CE9ZM wow it'll be the best birthday ever if that's me -_-
OK that's for now, wish me luck for UN! Goodnight.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Hello
Hi bloggy, HOW ARE YOU?
Lama bgt ya ga ngeblog hehe, sorry blog, sejak ada twitter, gue males bgt cerita ke blog. Pdhl dulu HAMPIR setiap hari itu selalu ngeblog kl ada yg seru. Abis nonton aja tuh rasanya pengeeeen bgt cerita ke blog, setiap ada kejadian lucu sekecil apapun pgn langsung pulang dan cerita ke blog. Tapi sekarang.....males HEHE dan sibuk bgt udah mau Ujian Nasional. Doain ya sixthgeneration semua lulus dgn nilai yg ga mengecewakan. :)
Btw 4 Februari ulang tahun gue loh, does anyone remember?
Lama bgt ya ga ngeblog hehe, sorry blog, sejak ada twitter, gue males bgt cerita ke blog. Pdhl dulu HAMPIR setiap hari itu selalu ngeblog kl ada yg seru. Abis nonton aja tuh rasanya pengeeeen bgt cerita ke blog, setiap ada kejadian lucu sekecil apapun pgn langsung pulang dan cerita ke blog. Tapi sekarang.....males HEHE dan sibuk bgt udah mau Ujian Nasional. Doain ya sixthgeneration semua lulus dgn nilai yg ga mengecewakan. :)
Btw 4 Februari ulang tahun gue loh, does anyone remember?
Monday, January 4, 2010
Jamestown Story - Forgotten lyrics
There was a time, when all was perfect, no worries, but now that’s blurry.
We had something, that no one had, but it’s all gone now, ain’t that so sad.
He came along, took you away, he opened his arms wide, there you stayed.
You smiled, and waved goodbye, and for the last time, I looked in your eyes…
Love can fade, can break away, can be forgotten, but not replaced.
You might lose hope, you might lose faith, but don’t throw it all away, cause your afraid…
Now all I ask, is for him to care, for him to treat you, like I were always there.
But please don’t love him, come back to me, I’m begging you, I’m on my knees.
Please don’t forget, all the times we spent, and all the places, we saw and went.
You were so happy, what did I do wrong, was I not good enough, all along…
We had something, that no one had, but it’s all gone now, ain’t that so sad.
He came along, took you away, he opened his arms wide, there you stayed.
You smiled, and waved goodbye, and for the last time, I looked in your eyes…
Love can fade, can break away, can be forgotten, but not replaced.
You might lose hope, you might lose faith, but don’t throw it all away, cause your afraid…
Now all I ask, is for him to care, for him to treat you, like I were always there.
But please don’t love him, come back to me, I’m begging you, I’m on my knees.
Please don’t forget, all the times we spent, and all the places, we saw and went.
You were so happy, what did I do wrong, was I not good enough, all along…
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Woah, it's Andrew!
30 Desember 2009 ketemu Andrew! Don't know who he is? Well, check him out on YouTube -> http://www.youtube.com/user/Woahitsandrew, gue awalnya tau Andrew dari della, della udah suka yg gilaaa bgt sm Andrew haha.
"Alright, I'll do it. Since I'm gonna be in Indonesia for winter break, i can mail out stuff from there, and it'd be pretty cool. Sound good?"
Awal desember, pagi-pagi mau berangkat sekolah ngeliat @Woahitsandrew ngetweet itu. Gue lgsg WOW bgt ngeliatnya, pgn langsung ngasih tau della di sekolah. Trs udah di sekolah gue lupa. Ternyata vina ngeliat andrew ngetweet itu juga, della ga percaya. Trs tbtb gue ditanya "yakan bel?" "hah? apa?" "andrew mau ke indonesia?" "oh iyaaa gua baru mau ngasih tau lu" della udah gila deh hahaha.
Nah, tgl 29 andrew terbang ke Jakarta abis dari Surabaya. Jd lgsg heboh ngerencanain sm della mau ketemu andrew, trs ngetweet Andrew...
@Woahitsandrew one question, where will you go tomorrow in Jakarta? Tell me pleaseee or DM me please please
dibales......
@dellaardelia @bellau uh i think we're going to one of the really big malls in jakarta, it's probably in the afternoon. grand indonesia?
reply lagi...
@Woahitsandrew alright, hope we can meet you there! See ya :)
TRS BAIK BGTTTT DIBALES GINI:
@bellau i think i'll update it throughout the day though, if you're really that interested :P
Ngerti ga? Jadi dia mau ngupdate twitternya trs biar bisa ketemu kita :) baik bgt yaaa. Yaudah kita heboh mau ke Grand Indonesia hahaha, tp tbtb bgt pas hari H, Andrew ngetweet...
oh hi im going to pacific place
Nyebelin kan ga konsisten bgt kemaren blg GI skrg PP ~_~ tp tetep baik sih, dia ngetweet dia lagi di restoran mana, biar ttp bisa ketemu haha.
Sekitar jam 4, parkir di basement Pacific Place. Turun dari mobil, naik eskalator, jalan dikit.... super dikit bgt, gue lgsg liat gerombolan cina gt di pameran foto... demi Allah gue liat orang, sepatunya kaya model vans gt, ga keliatan mukanya!!! Cm kaki -_- tp gue gatau knp udah berasa itu Andrew, soalnya di gerombolan orang cina gt. Trs ngelewatin kan sm della, ada bapak-bapak cina lg tlfn, gue liatin, pas gue liat belakangnya....ITU ANDREW! lgsg ngasih tau della, della panik trs tlfn dinda, gatau deh dia ngmg apa sama dinda udah heboh panik bgt gt hahahaha, dinda jg di PP soalnya udah janjian mau temenin ketemu Andrew juga. woah pokonya waktu itu semua panik hahaha. trs tbtb kaka gue blg (dia nganter ke PP hehehe) "De, itu dia udah pergi loh!"
wuh lgsg ngejar, eh dia udah ga keliatan! kaka gue "belok kiri, eskalator!" langsung, della beku, freeze, wakakaka takut ketinggalan, gue lgsg lari turun pdhl di eskalator, trs Andrew baru ngangkat kaki mau turun dr eskalator....
B: Andrew!!!
A: Yea...yes?
B: Oh hi, hmmm *tangan minta foto kaya ckrek gt* May I take a picture with you?
Udah nih turun dari eskalator, ngobrol di depan lift.
A: Do you follow me on twitter or what?
B: Yeah haha
A: Whats your name?
B: Bella :)
A: OH so you're the one I've talked to on twitter, right?
B: YEAHHHH!
A: Nice to meet you bella
B: Nice to meet you too
Della udah freeze bgt itu ga bisa ngomong udah speechless bgt hahaha. trs dia ngeluarin kamera,
A: Nice kamera, what type is it?
D: Hmmmm *nunjuk 1000D*
A: Ohhh nice
Kaka gue baru turun dari eskalator, gue kenalin aja -_-
B: Oh I'm with my sister
A: Hiii
L: hi
trs lgsg minta fotoin sm kaka gue, trs dia gaptek ga ngerti slr hahaha. trs dikasih tau sama della, Andrew bilang... "What's going on?" trs udah deh kaka gue udah ngerti, udah mau foto...
A: Oh do you want me to put this away? (tas nya, biar fotonya bagus gt ga bawa tas, baik yaa)
B: Yeah thanks
trs abis foto, dia bilangin kita biar pindah dari situ, jgn ngalangin orang yg dari eskalator. :)
Kakak gue bego...udah tau bule ditanyain,
L: Abis ini mau kemana?
A: Uhhh sorry I can't speak well
B: Hm where will you go after this?
A: Well I don't even know where I'm going
trs kaka gue nanyain ke sodaranya, yg lagi ngeliatin.
L: Mau kemana abis ini?
S: Plaza Senayan)@$!OWRUQLFJ
B: Ohhh Plaza Senayan? :)
Gue baru banget mau bilang "May I hug you?" udah mmm gt tp Andrew tiba-tiba "Cmon, cmon" tangan terbuka buat dipeluk gt wuoah masa ditolak hoho lgsg peluk deh :)
trs Andrew udah mau pergi, gue bilang "Thanks a lot andrew! :)" sambil jabat tagan gt hehe.
BYEEEE~ Udah deh, abis itu gila della heboh tlpn nadira, anggit, banyak deh hahaha sampe berbusa :pp trs kita tadinya mau nyusul ke ps tapi ga ketemu, eh ternyata besoknya pas tisha liat foto andrew, dia liat andrew di sency jam 4an ~_~ which mean dia ga ke ps! Hahaha trs yaudah deh abis itu kita jadinya makan ke sushi tei di ps & nonton Alvin&chipmunks 2! Pacarnya kaka gue dateng nemenin kaka gue nntn Avatar :) oh iyaaaa trs pas makan di sushi tei, della pas sushinya masuk di keluarin lg gt wkwkwk gpp ya first one is the worst one :p
BYE Y'ALL! FIRST POST IN 2O1O! HAVE A BLASTFUL YEAAHRS! :)
Check out della's story too, I meet woahitsAndrew.
"Alright, I'll do it. Since I'm gonna be in Indonesia for winter break, i can mail out stuff from there, and it'd be pretty cool. Sound good?"
Awal desember, pagi-pagi mau berangkat sekolah ngeliat @Woahitsandrew ngetweet itu. Gue lgsg WOW bgt ngeliatnya, pgn langsung ngasih tau della di sekolah. Trs udah di sekolah gue lupa. Ternyata vina ngeliat andrew ngetweet itu juga, della ga percaya. Trs tbtb gue ditanya "yakan bel?" "hah? apa?" "andrew mau ke indonesia?" "oh iyaaa gua baru mau ngasih tau lu" della udah gila deh hahaha.
Nah, tgl 29 andrew terbang ke Jakarta abis dari Surabaya. Jd lgsg heboh ngerencanain sm della mau ketemu andrew, trs ngetweet Andrew...
@Woahitsandrew one question, where will you go tomorrow in Jakarta? Tell me pleaseee or DM me please please
dibales......
@dellaardelia @bellau uh i think we're going to one of the really big malls in jakarta, it's probably in the afternoon. grand indonesia?
reply lagi...
@Woahitsandrew alright, hope we can meet you there! See ya :)
TRS BAIK BGTTTT DIBALES GINI:
@bellau i think i'll update it throughout the day though, if you're really that interested :P
Ngerti ga? Jadi dia mau ngupdate twitternya trs biar bisa ketemu kita :) baik bgt yaaa. Yaudah kita heboh mau ke Grand Indonesia hahaha, tp tbtb bgt pas hari H, Andrew ngetweet...
oh hi im going to pacific place
Nyebelin kan ga konsisten bgt kemaren blg GI skrg PP ~_~ tp tetep baik sih, dia ngetweet dia lagi di restoran mana, biar ttp bisa ketemu haha.
Sekitar jam 4, parkir di basement Pacific Place. Turun dari mobil, naik eskalator, jalan dikit.... super dikit bgt, gue lgsg liat gerombolan cina gt di pameran foto... demi Allah gue liat orang, sepatunya kaya model vans gt, ga keliatan mukanya!!! Cm kaki -_- tp gue gatau knp udah berasa itu Andrew, soalnya di gerombolan orang cina gt. Trs ngelewatin kan sm della, ada bapak-bapak cina lg tlfn, gue liatin, pas gue liat belakangnya....ITU ANDREW! lgsg ngasih tau della, della panik trs tlfn dinda, gatau deh dia ngmg apa sama dinda udah heboh panik bgt gt hahahaha, dinda jg di PP soalnya udah janjian mau temenin ketemu Andrew juga. woah pokonya waktu itu semua panik hahaha. trs tbtb kaka gue blg (dia nganter ke PP hehehe) "De, itu dia udah pergi loh!"
wuh lgsg ngejar, eh dia udah ga keliatan! kaka gue "belok kiri, eskalator!" langsung, della beku, freeze, wakakaka takut ketinggalan, gue lgsg lari turun pdhl di eskalator, trs Andrew baru ngangkat kaki mau turun dr eskalator....
B: Andrew!!!
A: Yea...yes?
B: Oh hi, hmmm *tangan minta foto kaya ckrek gt* May I take a picture with you?
Udah nih turun dari eskalator, ngobrol di depan lift.
A: Do you follow me on twitter or what?
B: Yeah haha
A: Whats your name?
B: Bella :)
A: OH so you're the one I've talked to on twitter, right?
B: YEAHHHH!
A: Nice to meet you bella
B: Nice to meet you too
Della udah freeze bgt itu ga bisa ngomong udah speechless bgt hahaha. trs dia ngeluarin kamera,
A: Nice kamera, what type is it?
D: Hmmmm *nunjuk 1000D*
A: Ohhh nice
Kaka gue baru turun dari eskalator, gue kenalin aja -_-
B: Oh I'm with my sister
A: Hiii
L: hi
trs lgsg minta fotoin sm kaka gue, trs dia gaptek ga ngerti slr hahaha. trs dikasih tau sama della, Andrew bilang... "What's going on?" trs udah deh kaka gue udah ngerti, udah mau foto...
A: Oh do you want me to put this away? (tas nya, biar fotonya bagus gt ga bawa tas, baik yaa)
B: Yeah thanks
trs abis foto, dia bilangin kita biar pindah dari situ, jgn ngalangin orang yg dari eskalator. :)
Kakak gue bego...udah tau bule ditanyain,
L: Abis ini mau kemana?
A: Uhhh sorry I can't speak well
B: Hm where will you go after this?
A: Well I don't even know where I'm going
trs kaka gue nanyain ke sodaranya, yg lagi ngeliatin.
L: Mau kemana abis ini?
S: Plaza Senayan)@$!OWRUQLFJ
B: Ohhh Plaza Senayan? :)
Gue baru banget mau bilang "May I hug you?" udah mmm gt tp Andrew tiba-tiba "Cmon, cmon" tangan terbuka buat dipeluk gt wuoah masa ditolak hoho lgsg peluk deh :)
trs Andrew udah mau pergi, gue bilang "Thanks a lot andrew! :)" sambil jabat tagan gt hehe.
BYEEEE~ Udah deh, abis itu gila della heboh tlpn nadira, anggit, banyak deh hahaha sampe berbusa :pp trs kita tadinya mau nyusul ke ps tapi ga ketemu, eh ternyata besoknya pas tisha liat foto andrew, dia liat andrew di sency jam 4an ~_~ which mean dia ga ke ps! Hahaha trs yaudah deh abis itu kita jadinya makan ke sushi tei di ps & nonton Alvin&chipmunks 2! Pacarnya kaka gue dateng nemenin kaka gue nntn Avatar :) oh iyaaaa trs pas makan di sushi tei, della pas sushinya masuk di keluarin lg gt wkwkwk gpp ya first one is the worst one :p
BYE Y'ALL! FIRST POST IN 2O1O! HAVE A BLASTFUL YEAAHRS! :)
Check out della's story too, I meet woahitsAndrew.
Monday, December 28, 2009
i....
1. I’m a boy.
2. I’m gay.
3. I’ve kissed a girl.
4. I’ve kissed a boy.
5. I have a facebook account.
6. I have a myspace account.
7. I know who Sid Vicious is.
8. I wear glasses.
9. I’m left-handed.
10. I’m flat-footed.
11. I write stuff on my skin.
12. I have Sex Pistols in my iPod.
13. I smoke.
14. I drink.
15. I’m agoraphobic.
16. I wanna leave home when I turn 18.
17. I hate my school.
18. Someone already broke my heart.
19. I already broke someone’s heart.
20. I prefer books over movies.
21. I’m bilingual.
22. I swear a lot.
23. My parents don’t know I smoke.
24. or drink.
25. I sleep on a couch.
26. I secretly despise most of my friends.
27. I take pictures of myself a lot.
28. I smile a lot.
29. I don’t care about my nails.
30. My iPod is my best friend.
31. I lie at least five times a day.
32. I care about what I wear.
33. I’m an attention-whore.
34. I want to be a parent when I grow up.
35. I wanna get married.
36. I just nod when I don’t get what other people say.
37. I care about what other people think.
38. I’m always late for everything.
39. I do the peace sign when someone takes a picture of me.
40. I play an instrument.
41. I sleep with a light on.
42. I care about my cellphone.
43. I can’t live without a cellphone.
44. I’ve talked to a stranger online.
45. I think my siblings are cute
46. I once had a crush on my teacher (or a substitute teacher).
47. I sing along when I hear my favorite song.
48. I look at the keyboard when I type.
49. I use the finger often.
50. I make faces when my enemy/people I hate aren’t looking.
2. I’m gay.
3. I’ve kissed a girl.
4. I’ve kissed a boy.
5. I have a facebook account.
6. I have a myspace account.
7. I know who Sid Vicious is.
8. I wear glasses.
9. I’m left-handed.
10. I’m flat-footed.
11. I write stuff on my skin.
12. I have Sex Pistols in my iPod.
13. I smoke.
14. I drink.
15. I’m agoraphobic.
16. I wanna leave home when I turn 18.
17. I hate my school.
18. Someone already broke my heart.
19. I already broke someone’s heart.
20. I prefer books over movies.
21. I’m bilingual.
22. I swear a lot.
23. My parents don’t know I smoke.
24. or drink.
25. I sleep on a couch.
26. I secretly despise most of my friends.
27. I take pictures of myself a lot.
28. I smile a lot.
29. I don’t care about my nails.
30. My iPod is my best friend.
31. I lie at least five times a day.
32. I care about what I wear.
33. I’m an attention-whore.
34. I want to be a parent when I grow up.
35. I wanna get married.
36. I just nod when I don’t get what other people say.
37. I care about what other people think.
38. I’m always late for everything.
39. I do the peace sign when someone takes a picture of me.
40. I play an instrument.
41. I sleep with a light on.
42. I care about my cellphone.
43. I can’t live without a cellphone.
44. I’ve talked to a stranger online.
45. I think my siblings are cute
46. I once had a crush on my teacher (or a substitute teacher).
47. I sing along when I hear my favorite song.
48. I look at the keyboard when I type.
49. I use the finger often.
50. I make faces when my enemy/people I hate aren’t looking.
Movies
Akhir-akhir ini lagi banyak film bagus ya… New Moon, Paranormal Activity, Alvin and The Chipmunks 2, Avatar, Sherlock Holmes, Sang Pemimpi. Dan coming soon: Princess and The Frog, Penelope.
New Moon udh nonton 3x, sampe afal tuh dialog wakaka, Rob nya ganteng, bagus sih seru tp masih bagusan twilight.
Paranormal Activity? Kirain serem bgt taunya…ga serem kok, tp ya lumayanlah seru, tp ga serem sama sekali. Gue sama ade gue aja mlh ngakak bgt pas si Katie ditarik dari tempat tidur teriak teriak “Micah! Micah!”
Alvin and The Chipmunks 2… Lucu bgtttt, Theo nya bener-bener Theodorable imut bgt. Tp menurut gue, masih bagusan yg pertama, lagunya lebih banyak dan bagus. Kl disini banyakan The Chippetes nya, lagunya cm Single Ladies & Hot and Cold -_- Ada lagi sih tp masih bagusan yg pertama lah…..TP BAGUS SIH LUCU! :)
Avatar! Lo-harus-nonton. Ga boong ini bagus bgt, pgn nntn yg 3D deh pasti seru. Demi apapun harus nonton! -_- Ga bisa di deskripsiin deh pokonya bagus (y)
Sherlock Holmes & Sang Pemimpi, gue blm nntn sih…tp kayanya bagus.
New Moon, Paranormal Activity, Avatar, Sherlock Holmes, sampe masuk trending topics di twitter beberapa minggu.
Coming soon: Princess and The Frog, dan Penelope. Gue udh nonton sih Penelope dari dvd bajakan HEHE tp bagus deh trs yg cowonya agak ganteng gt……. :)
Udah ga tau lagi mau ngapain hehe btw ini copy dari tumblr jd...I'm sorry goodbye gue males edit warna foto dan trailer dadah
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