Miley Cyrus - 7 Things Parody

Sha, Sha, Stop!

I probably shouldn't say this
Because my friends think that i'm weird
But every time i say i love you
They remind me you can't hear

It's because your cardboard
I'm always ig-nored
But you feel so real to me
Why can't they see

And your still standin' the same way
Just how i left you yesterday
Against the wall
Don't fall

The seven things i hate about you

The seven things i hate about you
Oooooooooo yyyyyouuuuuuuuu

Your fake
You break
You are not real
If only i had something to feel
You are too deep
With no backside
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends they're jerks
They make fun of us
Just know it hurts
I wanna be with the real miley
And the seventh thing i hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute

it's awkward and silent
Because cardboard cannot speak
I wonder what you think about
When you smile and stare at me
Dude, are you serious your delirious
She is cardboard, she can't hear us

Yes i can!

Dude, oh, my god
Did she just talk
She's been real all along
Say something again

Dave, never talk to me again

Your fake
You break
You are not real
If only i had something to feel
You are too deep
With no backside
You cost me quite a lot to buy
My friends they're jerks
They make fun of us
Just know it hurts
I wanna be with the real miley
And the seventh thing i hate the most about you
You make cardboard look cute

and compared to all the great things
That would take too long to write
I probably should mention
The seven that i like

The seven things i like about you

Your hair
Your eyes
Cardboardly thighs
When we kiss your hypnotized
You let me do whatever i want
I can't wait till chris is gone
We never fight
I can hold you tight
Eyes glimmer
Oh it's all right
I wanna be with the real miley
And the seventh thing i like the most about you

You make cardboard look cute

hey here's some cute boy (again) from YouTube. i love himmm, his name is Dave. he's really funny yea you know, you should visit his youtube --> dayedays, and dont forget to subscribe! oh yeah and omg he's really obsessed with Miley Cyrus.