Chinese Call-Centre

Caller: "Hello, can I talk to Annie Wan?"
Operator: "Yes, you can talk to me."
Caller: "No, I want to talk to Annie Wan!"
Operator: "Yes, I understand you want to talk to anyone, you can talk to me. Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Ree."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
Operator: "That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree."
Caller: "Oh God!!!"