Justin Bieber - Favorite Girl

Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh

I've always known you were the best, the coolest girl I know
So prettier than all the rest the star of all the show
So many times I wish you could be the one for me
I never knew you'd be like this girl, what you do to me.

You're who I'm thinking of, girl you're my runner up
No matter what, you're always number one
My prized possesion, one and only, adore you, girl I want you
The one I can't live without, that's you, that's you.
You're my precious little lady, the one that makes me crazy
Of all the girls I've ever known, it's you, it's you.

My favorite, my favorite, my favorite,
my favorite girl, my favorite girl.

You're always goin' out your way to impress these mr.wrongs
I never knew you'd get like this, I’ll take you as you are
You always said believe in love, it's a dream that can't be real
Never thought of fairytales, I'll show you how it feels.

You're who I'm thinking of, girl you're my runner up
No matter what your always number one.
My prized possesion, one and only, adore ya girl I want you
Of all the girls I’ve ever known, it's you, it's you.
You're my precious little lady, the one that makes me crazy
Of all I've ever known, it's you, it's you.

My favorite, my favorite, my favorite,
my favorite girl, my favorite girl.

You take my breathe away, with every thing you say
I just wanna be with you my baby, my baby, ohhh.
My miss don’t play no games, treats you no other way
That you deserve cause you're the girl of my dreams.

My prize position one and only, adore you, girl I want you
The one I can't live without, that's you, that's you.
You’re my precious little lady, the one that makes me crazy
Of all the girls I've ever known, it’s you, it’s you, ohhhh.

I want you ohhh it's you, it's you.
My favorite, my favorite, my favorite,
my favorite girl, my favorite girl.
It’s you

AHHHH you're so lucky to be his FAVORITE GIRL, Taylor Swift! Hey Justin, ok I knew we never met before, but hey come here and get to know me, so there's gonna be one less lonely girl. And I would love to be yours, your favorite girl. ♥ haha apa sih bel -_-

Untitled

Untitled, again. I'm sorry, again. I did it, again.

I wish this will be the last time I say sorry to you, cause I'm not planning to make any mistake again. Semoga ini terakhir kalinya gw minta maaf ke lo. Gw ga bakal ngebahas apa pun lagi ttg itu itu lagi. Gw baru baca blog lo kemaren, dan maaf bgt, gw udah ngerusak apa yg udah gw perbaikin, dan ya gw harus memperbaikin lagi apa yg udah gw rusak, all over again. Maaf ya, gw nyesel, bener gw nyesel, gw yg udah pertama kali nyadar, pertama kali minta maaf, DM, tapi malah mulai lagi. Gw bener2 minta maaf.

Sorry I cant be a good friend, but I'll do my best. Insyaallah started from today.☺

Indonesia x Malaysia

Copied from Syahla Bria Nakhli's blog. Gw ambil yg aneh bgt nya aja ya :p
yang kiri Indonesia, yg kanan Malaysia.

merayap x bersetubuh dengan bumi
rumah sakit bersalin x hospital korban lelaki (paling ngakak LOL)
gratis bicara 30 menit x percuma berbual 30 minit
satpam x penunggu maling
chatting x bilik berbual
bioskop x panggung wayang
rumah sakit jiwa x gubuk gila
dokter ahli jiwa x dokter gila
pintu darurat x pintu kecemasan
air bening x air kosong
angkatan laut x angkatan basah kuyup
purnawirawan militer x pasukan tak berguna (kasian bener tak berguna)
toilet x termenung
buldozer x setrika bumi
penghapus x pemadam
polisi x pak rela
imut-imut x comel benar
onani x tarik - dorong kelamin (wtf?!)
jalan-jalan x makan angin
hantu pocong x hantu bungkus
kipas angin x mesin tiup

Kl mau liat lengkapnya, liat di blognya Bia ya! :p

Let's clear things up

Nah. Dari post ini gw mau memberi tahu ke temen gw (bukan tempe....HA...HA...HA), sahabat gw, yg akhir-akhir ini lg ada masalah sm kita. Yang katanya kita ngomongin artis trs dan dia sama sekali ngga ngerti. Dari post ini gw mau ngasih tau pandangan gw ttg masalah yg lg kita hadapi (ea)

Ok, here we go! Are you ready to ROCKKKK? Yeaaah! -_-

Jadi, tadi malem gw baca tweet lo yang "#pengakuan aku cinta sama Kaka Rossi Pedrosa Cena Ellen Mark WUUU!", nah dari sini gw agak sadar....bukannya mereka bisa dibilang artis juga ya? Mereka terkenal kan? Dan mereka IDOLA lo kan? Nah sama dong, All-American Rejects, Boys Like Girls, Cobra Starship, itu kan IDOLA gw juga. Skrg gw udah berusaha ya buat gak nge-tweet soal mereka lagi di twitter, palingan cm RT RT doang, udah gak yang "hello @nickolaswheeler, how you doing? Please come to Indonesia again please please please!!!!" gw udah gak gitu kan? Itu udah gw bilang sbg usaha gw buat deket sama lo lagi.

Kita ngomongin IDOLA kita dan lo gak ngerti, seberapa pun lo udah nyari tau lo tetep ga ngerti. Oke kita minta maaf ke lo, dan nyoba buat ga ngomongin artis lagi.

Tapi lo liat post di blog lo sendiri yang this is Smack, Down!, John Cena's, Pedrosa!!, Ellen DeGeneres. An Awesome person. Dan nyadar ga, lo skrg suka ngomongin Smack Down lah, pebola, pembalap, Ellen lah, KAN KITA GA NGERTI JUGA DONG?

Abis itu lo nge-post lagi, ngungkit ngungkit lagi, "Gue udah usaha bgt nyindir nyindir kalian biar kalian tau gue ga suka sama sikap kalian yg selalu ngomongin artis." Loh kita udah coba mengurangi bahas ttg artis kan? Kita udah tau lo nyindir kita, kita sadar, coba minta maaf. Tp tetep aja ya, bisa dibilang gw agak gedek juga liat tweet lo yg masih blg gw benci kalian yang selalu ngomongin artis pake #pengakuan, dan kadang di caps lock. Gw tau lo nge-tweet itu sambil nangis, kdg kl mikirin kita lo nangis, ga kuat, nyerah. Tau ga? Lo juga berubah!!! Inget direct message gw di twitter? Lo itu dulu udah kaya role model gw, orang ter-coolest, ter-ngakakest person I've ever met. Orang yg selalu ketawa, ngakak tiap hari, kl ga denger ngakakan lo di 8h itu pasti ga lengkap. Tp skrg lo yg gw kenal udah ga kaya dulu lagi, gampang nyerah. Oke mungking gw ga tau gimana lo udah berusaha buat ga nyerah, ga nangis nangisan, tp tetep aja git itu ngebuat gw yg udah berusaha buat lakuin apa yg lo mau jadi ga enak juga baca tweet lo yg bilang benci benci gt.

Nah, udah cukup ngomongin intinya, hehe maaf ya Git. Pertama gw ngomongin ini ke Vina di bbm, dan ternyata dia setuju, dia juga mikir gt, dan kata Vina, Dinda juga merasa begitu! Trs td malem gw nge-tweet "Kok lo juga ngomongin artis ya?" pdhl gw tau lo ga online hehehe. Trs malemnya Della sms gw, kl dia juga merasa sama. Ga ngerti apa itu Smack Down, pebola, pembalap, Ellen, dan semua idola lo.

Jadi intinya adalah, lo ga ngerti idola kita, dan so do we, kita juga kurang mengerti apa itu Smack Down, dan idola lo yg lainnya. Nah dari sini, menurut gw solusinya, mending kita saling mengerti aja lah. Si ini sukanya sama yang ini, dan si itu jg sukanya sama yang itu. Oke? Kita berteman lagi ya, kawan-kawan :)

with love, your dearest friend, ♡
Bella.

G-Force 3D

Producer Jerry Bruckheimer brings his first 3-D film to the big screen with "G-Force," a comedy adventure about the latest evolution of a covert government program to train animals to work in espionage. Armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, these highly trained guinea pigs discover that the fate of the world is in their paws. Tapped for the G-Force are guinea pigs Darwin (voice of Sam Rockwell), the squad leader determined to succeed at all costs; Blaster (voice of Tracy Morgan), an outrageous weapons expert with tons of attitude and a love for all things extreme; and Juarez (voice of Penelope Cruz), a sexy martial arts pro; plus the literal fly-on-the-wall reconnaissance expert, Mooch, and a star-nosed mole, Speckles (voice of Nicolas Cage), the computer and information specialist. Along the way, the G-FORCE encounters myriad other members of the animal kingdom, including pet shop layabout Hurley (voice of Jon Favreau) and the rabidly territorial hamster Bucky (voice of Steve Buscemi). Its fun to take films based on familiar, even classic themes, give them a twist and see what evolves, says Bruckheimer. Movies about secret agents have been on screen long before James Bond, and movies in which animals speak and have personalities have also been with us for quite some time. What we've never seen, however, is a movie about secret agents who also happen to be animalswhats more in a combination of live action, animation and Digital 3D.

Jadi ceritanya gw baru pertama kali nntn 3D -_- seumur hidup baru pertama kali wakaka kasian abis ya ckck. Seru loh harus nonton! Ini trailernya:

"Men are like government bonds: they take way too long to mature but if you're a woman trying to make it in a man's world you have to learn to speak like they do and keep them guessing." -Juarez

mom?

you'll never know what kind of weirdo you'll meet on omegle :p

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
You: are you mom?
Stranger: yer
You: wher have you been?
Stranger: good
You: im searching for you and now im finally found you :')
You: come back home mom
You: i miss you
You: daddy miss you too
You: mom answer me!
Stranger: sorry babe i cant cam back i hate ur daddy
You: why>
You: why mom?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: yeah
You: where were you i think you're lost
Stranger: i got raped by a horse
You: what?!
You: what did the horse do to you?
Stranger: thats why you look like you look
Stranger: FUKK ME
You: omg mom
You: daddy miss you
Stranger: ho is your tail?
You: come back home
Stranger: how*
Stranger: no
You: just like your tail
You: come back home so you can see me
Stranger: yeah yeah
You: i miss you mom
Stranger: youre frikkin ugly
Stranger: i h8 u
You: just like you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hi
You: hi, are you my mommy?
Stranger: from
You: ARE YOU MOM?
Stranger: no i your fat
You: youre my dad?
You: omg finally i found you daddy!!!!
You: i miss you
Stranger: yes
You: come back home
You: im lonely, please come back home
Stranger: name
You: and bring mom with you
You: im alone........
Stranger: m or f
You: DAD NO KIDDING
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: m or f
You: im your daughter, and you sure know i'm M or F!!!!!!!
You: come back home daddy i miss you please please please
You: do anyone hurt you?
Stranger: name
You: are you ok?
You: are you fine out there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hey
You: hey, are you my mom?
Stranger: no
You: uh noooo
You: my mom is missing
You: call me if you find her :(
You: OH are you my dad????????
You: my daddy is missing toooo
You: and im lonely at home now
You: i need something to eat
You: just me and my laptop here, i need my parents back :(
Stranger: eat me then!!!
You: eat you? how? i just need my mom
You: how do you taste like?
You: im hungry here.....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: go to bed son
You: where were you?
You: mom i miss you
You: daddy miss you too
You: please come back home
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hi
You: hi, are you my mom?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hey
You: hey are you my mom?
You: mom where were you i think i lost you at the beach
You: did somebody hurt you?
Stranger: m/f?
You: MOM ANSWER ME!!!!
You: you know my gender if youre my mom
Stranger: have you ever wanted to experiment?
You: no, all i wanted is my mom
Stranger: if you really DID lose your mom, why the fuck would you look in an online chat site?
You: maybe my mom lost in the internet
You: maybe i can found her in the internet by asking ppl
You: sorry, don't scare me :(
You: im a little girl
Stranger: diptard
You: and i'm lonely here.........
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: jack?
You: hey are you my mom?
You: how can you know my name?
Stranger: i want to know where you are kido
You: mom!!!!
Stranger: i've been looking for you everywhere
You: finally i found you :')
You: me too
You: i think i lost you
You: so where are you mom?
You: im scared here
Stranger: i'm home honey
You: mommy i'm scared
You: i miss you mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: mom?
Stranger: hai
Stranger: yes my son
Stranger: you forgot your lunch
You: ahhh mom finally i found you
You: yeah im hungry mom :(
You: mom where are you? i think i lost you
Stranger: oh, i'm just about to be screwed by the postman
You: i go back home to take my lunch, and i forgot way back home. and im lost
Stranger: not now please
You: omg, im lost mommy!!!
Stranger: mommy is busy
You: and you dont even care?
You: found me mom, im scared here. and im hungry too:(
Stranger: okay where are you? -_-
You: hmm
You: wait let me look around
Stranger: do you see anything special around?
You: ah! a tower
You: a tower near a big market
Stranger: let me see... is this tower in metal?
You: yeah! yeah!
You: i'll be waiting near the market
You: bring my lunch, im really hungry here
Stranger: okay here i come
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ps: my REAL mom is not missing hahaha lol

You're my favourite!

Ladies and gentleman, please say hello to my new favourite.....supermac18!!!









THIS IS FUNNY HAHAHAHHA COME ON LAUGH WITH ME! (...)