you'll never know what kind of weirdo you'll meet on omegle :p
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
You: are you mom?
Stranger: yer
You: wher have you been?
Stranger: good
You: im searching for you and now im finally found you :')
You: come back home mom
You: i miss you
You: daddy miss you too
You: mom answer me!
Stranger: sorry babe i cant cam back i hate ur daddy
You: why>
You: why mom?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: yeah
You: where were you i think you're lost
Stranger: i got raped by a horse
You: what?!
You: what did the horse do to you?
Stranger: thats why you look like you look
Stranger: FUKK ME
You: omg mom
You: daddy miss you
Stranger: ho is your tail?
You: come back home
Stranger: how*
Stranger: no
You: just like your tail
You: come back home so you can see me
Stranger: yeah yeah
You: i miss you mom
Stranger: youre frikkin ugly
Stranger: i h8 u
You: just like you
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hi
You: hi, are you my mommy?
Stranger: from
You: ARE YOU MOM?
Stranger: no i your fat
You: youre my dad?
You: omg finally i found you daddy!!!!
You: i miss you
Stranger: yes
You: come back home
You: im lonely, please come back home
Stranger: name
You: and bring mom with you
You: im alone........
Stranger: m or f
You: DAD NO KIDDING
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: m or f
You: im your daughter, and you sure know i'm M or F!!!!!!!
You: come back home daddy i miss you please please please
You: do anyone hurt you?
Stranger: name
You: are you ok?
You: are you fine out there?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hey
You: hey, are you my mom?
Stranger: no
You: uh noooo
You: my mom is missing
You: call me if you find her :(
You: OH are you my dad????????
You: my daddy is missing toooo
You: and im lonely at home now
You: i need something to eat
You: just me and my laptop here, i need my parents back :(
Stranger: eat me then!!!
You: eat you? how? i just need my mom
You: how do you taste like?
You: im hungry here.....
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: go to bed son
You: where were you?
You: mom i miss you
You: daddy miss you too
You: please come back home
Stranger: no
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hi
You: hi, are you my mom?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hey
You: hey are you my mom?
You: mom where were you i think i lost you at the beach
You: did somebody hurt you?
Stranger: m/f?
You: MOM ANSWER ME!!!!
You: you know my gender if youre my mom
Stranger: have you ever wanted to experiment?
You: no, all i wanted is my mom
Stranger: if you really DID lose your mom, why the fuck would you look in an online chat site?
You: maybe my mom lost in the internet
You: maybe i can found her in the internet by asking ppl
You: sorry, don't scare me :(
You: im a little girl
Stranger: diptard
You: and i'm lonely here.........
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mom?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: jack?
You: hey are you my mom?
You: how can you know my name?
Stranger: i want to know where you are kido
You: mom!!!!
Stranger: i've been looking for you everywhere
You: finally i found you :')
You: me too
You: i think i lost you
You: so where are you mom?
You: im scared here
Stranger: i'm home honey
You: mommy i'm scared
You: i miss you mom
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: mom?
Stranger: hai
Stranger: yes my son
Stranger: you forgot your lunch
You: ahhh mom finally i found you
You: yeah im hungry mom :(
You: mom where are you? i think i lost you
Stranger: oh, i'm just about to be screwed by the postman
You: i go back home to take my lunch, and i forgot way back home. and im lost
Stranger: not now please
You: omg, im lost mommy!!!
Stranger: mommy is busy
You: and you dont even care?
You: found me mom, im scared here. and im hungry too:(
Stranger: okay where are you? -_-
You: hmm
You: wait let me look around
Stranger: do you see anything special around?
You: ah! a tower
You: a tower near a big market
Stranger: let me see... is this tower in metal?
You: yeah! yeah!
You: i'll be waiting near the market
You: bring my lunch, im really hungry here
Stranger: okay here i come
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Ps: my REAL mom is not missing hahaha lol
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